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Archives of Disease in Childhood 2008;93:1075-1076; doi:10.1136/adc.2008.152009
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The seven ages of man and woman (or "Sex and the CT")

D Isaacs1,2, S Isaacs3, D Fitzgerald1

1 Children’s Hospital at Westmead, Westmead, NSW, 2145, Australia
2 University of Sydney, Sydney, NSW, 2006, Australia
3 Waltham Forest Child and Family Consultation Service, London, UK

Correspondence to:
Professor David Isaacs, Department of Infectious Diseases and Microbiology, Children’s Hospital at Westmead, Locked Bag 4001, Westmead, NSW, 2145, Australia; davidi@chw.edu.au

Accepted 2 October 2008

The first 150 words of the full text of this article appear below.

Life is a fatal sexually transmitted disease. But despair not. Modern medicine can ease your life journey from womb to tomb or (if you are Dutch) from youth to euthanasia.


THE FIRST AGE: CONCEPTION

Making babies does not come naturally for most of us. Luckily, modern medical imaging has uncovered the mysteries of sex. MRI scans of copulating couples show the man’s penis shaped like a boomerang during coitus (fig 1).1 No wonder men don’t know if they are coming or going. To avoid any misconceptions, modern radiologists have developed a new X-rated, x ray plan, "Sex and the CT", to give you a new angle on conception.


 

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